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Shaving pubes
03.12.2013, 16:01
Shaving pubes
Yes I am serious.

I gave this a go a while ago and decided I enjoy being hairless down there. However, I am having trouble shaving the scrotum (=ballsack). The problem is it's not smooth like everything else - it has wrinkles and shit - and the razor doesn't glide over it like it should.

I tried stretching it but that doesn't seem to work as well as I thought, and I'm scared of cutting myself, especially after watching "Feuchtgebiete".

I'm using shaving cream and a normal razor to shave both pubes and butt.

Does anyone have any tips/experience they can share to improve my shaving experience?

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03.12.2013, 16:14 (This post was last modified: 03.12.2013 16:15 by Bard of Lard.)
RE: Shaving pubes
WHAT KIND OF MADMAN SHAVES BUTT OMFG

Also stretch should work :3
Just dont clop the day before the happen B; ))
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03.12.2013, 16:17
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BUT A DAY WITHOUT CLOPPING IS A DAY WASTED *suggestive movement of arms and hips*
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03.12.2013, 16:20
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APPLEJACK IS MY HOT FERRARI *no gesturing or facial expression whatsoever*
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03.12.2013, 16:33
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on a more serious note

tell me if it itches like a bitch when it grows back pls.

That wasn't much more serious was it.
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03.12.2013, 16:47 (This post was last modified: 03.12.2013 16:56 by TheComet.)
RE: Shaving pubes
Quote:WHAT KIND OF MADMAN SHAVES BUTT OMFG

Because of buttsex? I don't know. That's not my reason, but I have other plans.

Quote:Just dont clop the day before the happen B; ))

A great tip, this ^

Quote:tell me if it itches like a bitch when it grows back pls.

It does, horribly.

But if you keep shaving it, the itching goes away after about the third or fourth time of shaving (this was over a time span of about 12 days). Other side effects are pimples, but those too disappear once your body gets used to it. I think what causes pimples is how the hair scratches and irritates the skin for the first few times.

I can also confirm that after your body has grown used to you shaving yourself, you can let the hair grow back, wait for a few months, and shave it off again without any irritations or side effects. It's really just that first time you have to get over.

Shaving your butt means you won't be able to make ninja farts anymore, just a heads up.

Quote:BUT A DAY WITHOUT CLOPPING IS A DAY WASTED *suggestive movement of arms and hips*

You can always clop while you shave warning do it at your own risk and you're probably a dumbass for doing this

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03.12.2013, 17:58 (This post was last modified: 03.12.2013 17:59 by TheComet.)
RE: Shaving pubes
Quote:WHAT KIND OF MADMAN SHAVES BUTT OMFG
Have you ever taken a dump and tried to get all of the shit out of the hair? Yeah.

So wait, am I the only one here who shaves their private parts?

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03.12.2013, 18:25
RE: Shaving pubes
nope. I shave.
also I still can ninja fart with shaved butt. Also yes, poop in butthair is gross.

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03.12.2013, 18:58
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I don't know about you but I'm not a butthippie so I don't have these problems B)
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03.12.2013, 19:53
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Okay have some information:
I myself prefer shaving with Thomas' razor because have you seen how bald his head is? wow!
And if that is not available I just take my one. I do not take shaving cream tho. I just shave in the shower with the water running.
About the ballsack not getting shaved properly; just go over it couple times, stretch it a little and do not put too much preassure to it because then the skin kinda "jumps". Like moving ruckweise.
Cutting yourself. No problem. I once cut myself. No big deal. Doesn't hurt more than a regular cut also if you use the razor properly and don't move it sideways it can not cut into the flesh. 
Pimples and itching? Yeah I think I recall having that the first couple times but then I applied some shaving water and was fine ever since.
Also I don't shave them regularly but like whenever I fell the bush is getting too dense.

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04.12.2013, 11:12 (This post was last modified: 04.12.2013 11:13 by TheComet.)
RE: Shaving pubes
I talked about this with other people and they say you have to shave the hair in the direction it's facing so you don't get "shave pimples".
What about shaving the Perineum? The direction of where the hair points there isn't obvious...

Quote:I don't know about you but I'm not a butthippie so I don't have these problems B)

Smooth butts ftw

@Froschdracula - Thanks for the info! Yes, I used Thomas' razor when I slept at his house once, it's super effective for smooth privates. I heard Thomas' head is so smooth, it actually sharpens the razor when he glides the blades over his scalp. His razor is one of a kind.

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04.12.2013, 19:18
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Where did their hair go?!


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04.12.2013, 23:47
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fuck you guys XD

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